If brands used brutally honest slogans, what would they be? A few funny ones we’ve seen include “Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature” . . . “Facebook: Making it easier to stalk people since 2004” . . . and “The Yellow Pages: Here, throw this away.”… MORE
A deep cleaning of the restaurant is underway. … MORE
A guy in Florida was busted getting-it-on with himself while he was sitting in his SUV in a grocery store parking lot last week. And he told the cops he was doing it there because he was afraid someone would catch him if he did it at home. He was charged with indecent exposure.… MORE
A guy in Iowa used a riding lawnmower as his getaway car after a few burglaries last month . . . and it kind of worked. He stole some stuff from a garage and a bottle of vodka from a convenience store and made it home. But the cops identified him from surveillance footage and arrested him.… MORE
Disney is combining corndogs, pickles, and peanut butter. … MORE
Travel to three big Midwest cities via train. … MORE
If you got it, get rid of it. … MORE
Is it Indian Style or something called Kris-Cross Applesauce? … MORE
Tickets are on sale now. … MORE
TGI Fridays has a new menu of CARNIVAL FOOD. It includes things like burgers and hot chicken sandwiches that use a donut bun . . . a sandwich that’s mozzarella sticks in between two pieces of bread . . . and a Cosmopolitan with cotton candy on top.… MORE
