A woman in Florida went into an adult store last week . . . grabbed a toy off a shelf . . . opened it up . . . and took it back into the stock room to TEST OUT. When the cops got there, they found the woman bottomless and using the toy . . . so she was arrested for larceny and indecent exposure.… MORE
If people used “break up lines” instead of pick up lines, what would they be? Some of the best ones people have suggested are: “Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend. Not so fast” and “Are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.” … MORE
A woman in Florida tried to hire a hitman recently to kill her husband’s mistress. And she wanted the job done before the 26th of this month, because that’s her birthday, and this was a birthday gift to herself. But the hitman turned out to be an undercover cop, and she was arrested on two felony charges.
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I walked in on my dogs having sex. … MORE
A guy in England tried to get a free meal at a restaurant recently . . . by sprinkling his HAIR-DOWN-THERE on the food. But the surveillance cameras showed what he’d done, so the restaurant reported him to the cops.
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IMDb put out a list of the most popular TV shows of 2020 so far . . . and the Top Three are: “The Last Dance”, “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver”, and “The Outsider”.… MORE
A woman recently found a note on her car from a neighbor telling her, quote, “FYI: I [effed] your boyfriend. He said you were broken up.” The note was posted on an Instagram account called Neighbors From Hell.
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Tune in as we sit down with the host of podcast Inside of You, Michael Rosenbaum. He’ll tell us how he makes some of the most talented people in the business comfortable enough to open up.… MORE
An 18-year-old guy in Virginia posted a video after he got a tattoo that covers his entire forearm that said “Dream Chaser,” then realized the tattoo artist did it backwards. So it only looks right in a mirror.… MORE
“The New York Times” tech blog editors say these gadgets aren’t worth buying: Air fryers . . . Keurig coffee makers . . . “smart” pet feeders and litter boxes . . . Wi-Fi toothbrushes . . . and extra antivirus software, because it’s pointless.… MORE
