Why is it always Florida when stuff like this happens? A woman is behind bars after her husband called 911 after she attacked him…FOR FARTING IN BED. Donald Meikle told police his wife Dawn began to elbow him when he passed gas in bed, and kicked him out of the bed. After some time Donald was allowed back in the bed which he then passed gas again which caused her to elbow punch and scratch him. Donald called 911 and when police arrived on the scene his wife had pepper sprayed the bathroom to prevent him from using it! Who does this? Who calls 911 to make the news for this? Why is this happening so close to the holidays?!