So . . . if your friend asks you to do this, the answer is a HARD no (pardon the pun) ok?
There’s a story right now in a French medical journal about two dudes in their 30s who got drunk and decided to . . . inject hemorrhoid cream into each other’s junk to make it bigger. As you do.
These guys watched a YouTube tutorial on it . . . which isn’t backed up by any real science . . . and then they went for it.
Unfortunately, both of them were in SO much pain they had to go to the hospital the next morning. The doctors told them to take painkillers to try to reduce the swelling.
And maybe it worked, maybe it didn’t . . . the guys never came back for their follow-up appointments.
The doctors say, quote, “There’s a real likelihood that there will be irreversible damage. This is something no right-minded individual would do.”
This is probably much safer…
