Spring break is out of control in Florida right now. Miami had to impose an 8pm curfew last weekend. Well, despite them being a bit old for spring break, they were not getting left out of the action.
Last Sunday, a 48-year-old guy named Grant Mulder from Largo, Florida posted on Facebook that he was hitting up spring break. And six days later, he and a 41-year-old woman named Lauren Baugh made those spring break dreams come true.
On Saturday afternoon at around 1:45 P.M., the cops in Largo got a call about a couple doing RAUNCHY things to each other in broad daylight, right in front of a veterans memorial.
When the cops got there, they found Lauren lying on her back with her lady parts exposed and free . . . and Grant in front of her, performing a generous favor on her.
The police report says Grant was performing, quote, “cunnilingus . . . better known as the union of the mouth with the vulva.”
Grant was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior, and Lauren was arrested for exposure of sexual organs.
