This is the kind of thing couldn’t play any better if it were part of a sitcom script.
A 32-year-old guy in Pennsylvania just lost an appeal where his lawyers wanted his jail sentenced reduced. Here’s what he did . . .
Back in 2019, Carl Gamby got a job working the desk at an Econo Lodge in Harrisburg. And on his FIRST DAY, he mainlined a bunch of drugs . . . got naked . . . and assaulted a female coworker.
He went into a bathroom . . . injected himself with fentanyl and bath salts . . . grabbed a woman he worked with . . . and started kissing her neck.
When she told him to stop, he took his shirt off and chased after her. So she jumped in her car and called 911. Then he took his pants off while she was driving away, and was still naked when cops got there.
They arrested him for drugs, indecent exposure, and assault. And he got 11 to 23 months in prison for it.
His lawyers have been trying to get his sentence reduced by claiming that grabbing and kissing the woman shouldn’t count as assault. But a judge disagreed, so the sentence stands.
(PennLive)
