Things We Never Asked For… Introducing the “Brokini” . . . a Bikini for Men

Portrait of cheerful woman standing at beach. 

 

Some guys rock the speedo. For most of us, it is not the right choice. A good pair of shorts usually provides a better look. Considering most of us are not built like Dwayne “The Rock,” Johnson.

If you liked Borat’s bathing suit but want to show 8% less skin, this is for you.  Two guys from Toronto launched a new line of bathing suits called the “brokini,” a bikini for men.

It’s not a two-piece, so it’s not really a bikini.  There’s a single strap that goes over one shoulder.  So it’s more like a skimpier version of André the Giant’s wrestling singlet.  But with fun patterns.

They’ve got two versions for sale at Brokinis.com.  One with pineapple polka dots, and a pink-and-white one that’s covered with flamingos.  Each suit costs $40.

(Here’s the “Fineapple” and the “Bromingo.”)