A Guy Is Arrested for Felony Slurpee Battery …WHAT?!

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It might be the wrong thing to say, but I have never been a fan of the Slurpee. That being said, I had no idea that Slurpee Battery is a thing.

No matter what the temperature is outside, this just isn’t the way anyone wants to enjoy a Slurpee.

There’s a 40-year-old guy named Brian Duffy in Pinellas Park, Florida.  And a few weeks ago, he went to a 7-Eleven and got into an argument with the clerk about the price of a Slurpee.

The female clerk wound up taking the Slurpee away from Brian when he refused to pay . . . and Brian slapped the cup out of her hand.  So the Slurpee flew all over her.

 

Brian was arrested for battery . . . and since he has another battery conviction, he was charged with a felony.

 

 

(The Smoking Gun)