There is a special kind of hell in store for people who rob churches and senior citizens.
At around 4:30 A.M. on Tuesday, a 22-year-old guy named Daniel Allen was HIGH, and he broke into his grandmother’s house in Manchester, England.
His grandmother was woken up by her cats meowing at Daniel, and when she came downstairs, she found him eating her HOT DOGS.
They got into a, quote, “unpleasant confrontation,” and she called the cops. Daniel was arrested for burglary and theft . . . for stealing $1.25 worth of hot dogs.
He pleaded guilty in court yesterday, and he’ll be sentenced later this year.
On the bright side, he did respect his grandma’s rules enough to take his shoes off after he broke in.
(Here’s his picture.)