A Woman Caught Pleasuring Herself at a Car Dealership in Minnesota Told Cops She Thought She Was in Florida

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So good, she lost track of what state she was actually in.

 

 

Someone at a car dealership in Mankato, Minnesota called 911 on Sunday when a random woman got NAKED and started climbing around inside the cars.

 

 

(Careful!)  Police showed up and found 35-year-old Jennifer Weber lying in the backseat of a four-door Chevy Silverado . . . with her feet in the air . . . and she was PLEASURING HERSELF.  It turned out she was on drugs.

 

 

And when they asked what she was doing . . . she said she thought she was in FLORIDA.  Specifically, St. Petersburg.  To be clear, car dealerships in Florida don’t allow this sort of thing either.

 

 

It took about an hour to coax her out of the truck, and she continued pleasuring herself while they talked to her.  She also told them she was in town to, quote, “please the boys.”  But it turns out she’s not from Florida, she lives 40 miles from the dealership.

 

Once they tracked down her clothes, they found a bunch of meth and drug paraphernalia.  She’s facing charges for indecent exposure, drug possession, DWI, and entering a vehicle without the owner’s permission.

 

 

The truck was actually there being serviced.

 

 

(The Smoking Gun)