This guy probably saw this going different in his head.
Last week, a guy dressed in all black with a mask covering his whole face walked up to a woman at a subway station in Boston. And he showed her a message on his phone that said . . . “I am Satan.”
And believe it or not, she DIDN’T immediately fall in love with him. Instead, she ran over to a few cops to report him. Satan told the cops he was just trying to flirt and be funny, but they bounced him out of the station anyway.
