Meanwhile, there is just something about Florida that makes it keep churning out the stupidest of the country’s stupid criminals, “Florida Man” became a thing. Clearly this guy took it literally!
A 22-year-old guy named Matthew Leatham from Port Richey, Florida was arrested over the weekend after he called 911 to try to find a ride home. The cops found weed on him, so he was charged with marijuana possession and misuse of 911.
That’s a funny-ish crime, but considering what other Florida Men have done, it kinda pales in comparison. So why is he becoming the new poster child for “Florida Man”?
Because in his mugshot, Matthew literally has a map of the state of Florida tattooed between his eyes.
(The Smoking Gun / Pasco County Arrests)
