Nordstrom Is Now Selling Something That Looks Exactly Like What You’d Wear to Dismember a Murdered Body

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Not sure if you have bought a gift for that special lady in your life or not. If not, and you have always wanted her to wear something fashionable, but also functional, Nordstrom is the way to go. Only there can she be at the top of the fashion chain and be ready to dispose of a dead body at a moment’s notice.

 

Nordstrom is selling a pair of red silk gloves right now, and normally that wouldn’t be worth talking about.

 

 

But there’s something about their material . . . the red color . . . the way they bunch up on the forearms . . . and the fact that the model is wearing a blue dress that looks like surgical scrubs that’s making people on social media agree it all looks very murder-y.

But hey, if you’re interested . . . and the social media backlash doesn’t drive Nordstrom to get rid of them . . . they can be yours for $740.  (New York Post)