Uncle Robert (that’s what I call R. Kelly hehehe) is really just one big “Old & the Restless” episode. After his revealing, confusing GQ interview, he decided it might be fun to sing his entire life story…for 45 minutes straight. Why though?! He wants to be a Broadway star so freakin’ bad. Everything is not “Trapped in the Closet!” I can’t deal. Check out the whole story here & the shortened version of his musical memoir below.
