#ICYMI: David Bowie’s Grand Goodbye, Khloe Throws Shade at Lamar, & Kenya Moore Tells All!

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Family, friends, and fans will surprisingly not get a chance to mourn rock legend David Bowie with a fancy, televised memorial service. Prior to his death, he requested that his family cremate him, and quietly mourn him amongst themselves. He thought his “Blackstar” album was enough of a goodbye. Who saw this coming? I’d like to, again, send my condolences to Iman, and the rest of David Bowie’s family and friends.

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Could your timing get any worse, Khlo Khlo? Khloe Kardashian revealed in an interview with Howard Stern that Lamar Odom cheated the majority of their marriage, with Khloe finding numbers in hidden phones – including his assistant’s phone! o_O clearly Lamar had a problem with self control, hence the brothel. But, Khloe…you were just a good housewife tending to him in the hospital. He’s barely been out for a week. Couldn’t this have waited?!

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This week’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta” episode proved that Kenya Moore wasn’t exaggerating about how damaged her relationship with her mother is. She plans to give all the horrible details about she and her mother in a new tell-all book. This sure isn’t gonna make her mother wanna get her a birthday gift! Maybe it’s therapeutic. (*shrugs*)

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